U is Fabu ❤

thestarlingscalling:

Benedict Cumberbatch’s name

camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

camptakota:

frostingpeetaswounds:

camptakota:

you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing

you put your mouth on a dirty sign for a tumblr post

i’ve put my mouth on worse

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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nothingman:

I like how everyone hated DC’s selfie variant covers when they were announced then saw:

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and now think its the best idea in the history of ideas

seriously that a good cover

sexuallyactivegrandma:

OH MY GOD
officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many notes.
It is all so clear now

officialjipersnoe:

edmundtherockpikmin:

officialjipersnoe:

My whole life has been leading up to this moment

"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.

you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many notes.

It is all so clear now

earthdad:

i’m home alone for the whole weekend so i can watch porn as loud as i want

laurenjauregei:

how to be smooth as hell with your crush

raybucho:


eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

xrizeis:

a crow is a mother

radthai:

enjoy ur sandy ass fucking tongue

radthai:

enjoy ur sandy ass fucking tongue

fashion-runways:

Zuhair Murad Paris Fashion Week 2014