9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
beyonce with braids
THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED
So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
Every kid should be this appreciative
- Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
- Me: *breathes*
- Mom: no
can i make it any more obvious?
If you put sunglasses on anything it’ll look cool even the spoiled cheese with mold in the back of the refrigerator will look cool
senior pics 2011